Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Return of Joe Mexico

As expected, Michael "Mad Dog" Vick has been reinstated. Talk here is that the Rams are interested in him, as a QB, I guess. Also, the commish announced that Tony Dungee (sp?) is going to assist Vick in "transitioning" back into the NFL. Right. Let me know how that works out. In the meantime, I imagine that all the PETA people are sharpening their nails in anticipation of launching attacks at the team that signs ole Mad Dog. Should be fun.

P.S. Several years ago MV was sued by a woman who alleged that she contracted an STD from him. He had told her that his name was "Joe Mexico". This still makes me laugh.

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  1. You know Jerry Jones wants him. He should be a Cowboy. We love redeeming (enpowering) a bad act. Just think of all the extra media attention on the Boys. With Owens gone it would help. That's how Jerry sees it. By the way, where is Plaxico?

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  2. Oxey: re Plaxico and teammate, this from the Seattle Post-Intellegencer:

    "Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau, who told the New York Post on Monday that his office will seek jail time for Burress on a gun charge, has confirmed that charges against Pierce will be sought as well according to the player's lawyer Michael Bachner. An unfavorable ruling could also land Pierce in jail, severely jeopardizing his playing status for the 2009 season and surely drawing the ire of commissioner Roger Goodell.

    A security guard at the club allegedly put the gun in the glove compartment of a vehicle owned by Pierce just after the shooting. Pierce then proceeded to drive the weapon back to Burress' house after taking him to the hospital."

    I guess no good deed goes unpunished.

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  3. I think Oxey used to use the name Joe Mexico in the taverns of old chicago.

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  4. I doubt that Oxey had as much success with that alias as MV did.

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  5. Or maybe that is how he met his wife.

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  6. I did meet her using that name. She told me her name was Loretta Brazil.

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  7. Oxey, I hear you. A man has gotta do what he's gotta do -- even use a fake name. I tried "Bill Bosnia and Herzegovina," but that didn't work for me. I did have better luck with "Yuri Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia."

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  8. i heard macedonia guys are well hung but smell like goats.

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  9. true, but then there are the women who enjoy the smell of the goat . . .

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  10. yes, but do you enjoy women who enjoy men who smell of goat?

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  11. As Mickey Gilley said, the girls get prettier and smell just fine at closing time:

    The girls all get prettier at closing time
    They all begin to look like movie stars
    The girls all get prettier at closing time
    When the change starts taking place
    It puts a glow on every face
    Of the falling angels of the back street bars.
    If I could rate'em on a scale from 1 to 10
    I'm lookin' for a 9 but 8 would slip right in
    A few more drinks and I might slip to a 5 or even a 4
    But when tomorrow morning comes,
    And I wake up with a number 1
    I swear I'll never do it anymore.

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  12. As ever, ruled by the private bits.

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